The time has come to play pretend

And I'll trick Lincoln into thinking I'm his friend

And I'll humiliate the boy, you'll see

And drive the Louds away from me for good

No, no, no, no, no!

I must do more, so that the Louds never set foot upon the shore

To stop them coming after me, I'll need the crown's authority

For all to see, the duchess I must be

It's what you started, I vow to finish

The reign of Louds over this castle will diminish

'Cause if I want tranquillity, the duchess I must be

This foolish town adores that boy

But I'll break their little hearts, oh, what joy!

And with the dragon on my side, I'll take the duke up for the royal ride

What an embarrassing turn of events!

It's what you started, I vow to finish

The reign of Louds over this castle will diminish

'Cause if I want tranquillity, the duchess I must be

Is it wrong to long for quiet?

Should I just let this family be?

No, the Louds will sail across the sea

And then this town belongs to me, the duchess I will be!